Meet Asghar Bukhari.
The founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK (MPAC UK) posted a public rant last night where he questioned whether Zionists had stolen his shoe to intimidate him. Really.
The best part? He included a picture.
The post was picked up on Twitter where it was widely - and deservedly - mocked.
Why isn't #MossadStoleMyShoe trending? Wake up sheeple.— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 13, 2015
Update: MPAC UK has confirmed that Asghar Bukhari remains one of their spokespeople.