Put this on your list of must-reads for 2015: The man with two penises who first rose to fame in January 2014 after participating in one of the finest Reddit AMAs of all time has now written a memoir.
In the interview, he discusses why he has not revealed his true name, saying he believes it would change his life forever.
The best way and easiest way to explain it is like this: If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone. Anyone he cared for would be scrutinized and a target. Anywhere he went, people would know who he was and have expectations of him. He would have no "alone" time and no freedom. If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I'd be the guy with two dicks, not me.
He is seriously protective of his privacy, with his book listed as copyright "Double Dick Dude".
He also ends the interview with some sage advice, saying: "When someone hurts your feelings, remember, they're hurting too. We've got to work together if we're going to keep this place from crashing down around our shoulders." It seems like having two penises might also make you twice as smart.